Aside from having extraordinary Engrish, The Legend of Zelda had some content that, while not the result of poor translation, was equally odd.

Remember: Long-term loneliness can cause one to lose concentration. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this sword to keep you company.

Screw you, pal. Maybe I'd buy something from you if you wouldn't freaking demand it from me. Have you ever walked into K-Mart and had a worker yell, "Buy somethin', will ya?!" Actually, I wouldn't really doubt it, but that's beside the point. It's unprofessional.

Odd. This guy is appearently a member of some rebellious group of underground moblins, intent upon overthrowing Ganon and establishing a democratic monarchy with Princess Zelda as the ruler. Or maybe he's just really dumb. After all, he is a dog/bear/wild boar... thing...

Since when did cute little old ladies in caves start talking like shrewd Mafia businessmen?

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